Who popped a couple pants buttons this week? I hope you did; it's your civic duty this time of year. God bless plate #2. Sometimes you just gotta say fuck it. Technically, I'm still on vacation(its late sunday EST), so I'm gonna make this short and sweet this week, and get back to my(obviously half assed as I'm working right now) "downtime". Speaking of which, I think "downtime" is quickly going the way of the pantaloons/VHS/American car in modern society. Done for! Eh, overrated anyway. Hard work puts hair on the nuts. And bags under the eyes. But ANYWAY......

This week's winner of my self-proclaimed dumb question(guess my cholesterol) was DAVID LYDON. He guessed 200; correct answer, 204. I am quite flattered at all of you who wrote in with guesses in the low to mid 100's and comments like "you look like you eat healthy" and all that. Unfortunately it got you nowhere! After getting this magic number from the-the-the doc, I have been trying to cut back on the bacon, cheese, burgers, ribs, brisket, pulled pork, roast pork, and everything else that makes life fucking fun in the first place. LAME. Oh well. So David wins the 45 pack, and i might throw a little bonus material in there for good measure, congrats DL!

And, for this week, i think I'm gonna go back to the old workhorse, the free mp3; this track is part 1 of the 9 minute odyssey that starts off the Tin Foil Hat EP, "Thine Planetarium". Enjoy! The full version of the song also appears on the deluxe version of "Deadringer":